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Funny translation of the week #18

A great Christmas message from

Christmas message from

And a few back-translated excerpts for your delight:

Christmas brings you towards the outside in bumps?

Not each one is a Christmas wind blower.

I for one happen not to be one!

For someone the same thought of him brings him towards the outside in a cold sweat - or still an alergic reaction. Some have to be extraordinarily vigilant for chocolate-covered female screws . . .

Them evil nuts and bolts! Be very careful with snacks rich in iron during these holidays!

Wishing you all a very merry Christmas season,

Jaime Bonet



Renamed section

So after some thought and consideration I ended up renaming my Spamish translation of the week section. The new name, "Funny translation of the week", should convey what I am trying to do with this section in a more accurate and straightforward way. Indeed, I regularly discard potential Spanish translations for this section which are low quality but not funny enough in my opinion. Which makes my task a bit harder but hopefully makes your reading much more enjoyable! ;)



Funny translation of the week #17

Unfortunately, Indiana Resource Center for Autism doesn't quite get it right...


I've highlighted in green the selected excerpts, and the back-translation follows:

When your child diagnoses himself with an autism spectrum disorganization

So if your child doesn't diagnose himself, the rest of this article is not for you...

The information presented here doesn't necesarily reflej Indiana University's position or police...

Is there so much violence in Indiana University that they need an university police?



Funny translation of the week #16

Apologies for not having posted last week's funny translation. Good news is, this week you get two! ;) So let's bring along the first one:

Worldwide College of Auctioneering

There are many gems in these few lines, but I have highlighted in yellow the ones I will comment on. It is said that you should always deliver beyond your promises and not the other way around. Well, Worldwide College of Auctioneering ( gives us a big lesson on how to do this. In two days of understanding teaching (enseñanza comprensiva), they promise to turn you into a bilingual auctioneer. But if you pay close attention, they are giving you much more than this! By reading the title and the bullet points, you see that they are actually offering you four languages: español, enspañol, enspanol and inglés (English)! Now that's what I call value for money and a time-effective training!



True friends

Last week I talked about "false friends" between English and Spanish, which can create serious translation errors. But if there are false friends, one would assume that there must be true friends too, right? Even if linguistic studies don't really talk much about that. Let's see if we can come up with similar words in English and Spanish which would actually carry the same meaning:


And these are just a few examples starting with the "A" letter! If we generalize from here, we can safely say that most similar English-Spanish words actually mean the same. Interestingly, this is exactly what poses the biggest problem. If all English-Spanish couples of similar words meant the same thing, there wouldn't be an issue. If less than half of them meant the same thing, translators would use a lot of caution. However, if most of them mean the same, one can easily be lulled into a false sense of security and happily translate all English words into their similar Spanish counterparts—or vice versa—and create many nonsensical or wrong translations. This is one other reason why translation requires a high degree of training and experience, plus a strong eye for detail and a systematic doubting or questioning frame of mind...



Funny translation of the week #15

Continental Airlines crashes in Spanish...

Continental Airlines Spanish page

I have highlighted in yellow the most glaring and serious errors. You get 4 awful misspellings—an educated Spanish speaker would never make those 4 errors, let alone a professional translator who is also a native Spanish-speaker—and the title was left in English. Generally speaking, the Spanish translations on this website are substandard, and most pages mix English with Spanish. This should be some proof that it's not only the small companies who are looking for a cheap translator or do their translations in-house who can end up with poor translations. I would tend to think that CA gave some thought to their website's Spanish version and tried to get it right, but it was their translation provider who failed them. There are indeed some translation agencies out there whose marketing promises go far beyond what they can actually deliver. So not even big companies are safe from bad translations, especially when they are at the beginning of their learning curve on the translation front...


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